I Am So Handsome

Then the wolf met the three little pigs.
‘Hey, little bacon bits! Still skipping about in the woods trying to lose weight? Tell me, little butterballs, who’s  the handsomest of all?’ demanded the wolf.

In I am So Handsome, the incorrigible wolf saunters through the forest asking everyone he meets – including Snow White, and the three little pigs: ‘Tell me, who is the handsomest of all?’ He meets the little dragon: ‘Tell me, you ridiculous little gherkin, who’s the handsomest of all?’ he says. The wolf is not so handsome when the little dragon has shown him a trick his dad taught him.